A Long Island mobster sets off a turf war with a gang of undead criminals led by a hipster vampire. Say hello to my little fiend!
"G. Xavier Robillard is a sick f**k!" -- Kerry Cohen, author of Loose Girl
"I just dare you not to crack up and fall out of your chair while you read." --Book Bitch
"An outrageous satire of our celebrity-obsessed pop culture." Lynn Neary, National Public Radio
"Exactly what satire is supposed to be: cutting, yet light." --Baltimore Sun